Q: If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion.
Q: What has four legs one head but only one foot?
A: A bed
Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
A: Because of its sandy claws!
Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the skunk how!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you, Mama?"
Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot?
A: A snoozepaper!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn`t want to go to the barbecue!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: "Lunch is on me!"
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!
Q: What do potatoes wear to bed?
A: Their yammies!
Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
A: It was an udder catastrophe!
Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: A tweetment!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the 'pe-u'!
Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
A: A wide receiver!
Q: Why did the man destroy his piano?
A: He was looking for his keys!
Q: What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla?
A: Sir!
Q: Why don't elephants smoke?
A: They can't fit their 'butts' in the ashtray!
Q: Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.
Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!!!
Q: What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a
row and 99 step back?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano?
A: Because he didn`t have any organs!
Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!
Q: How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced?
A: A buck an ear!
Q: What is the difference between broccoli and bogies?
A: Kids don`t like to eat broccoli!
Q: How do you stop a baby alien from crying?
A: You rocket!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why do elephant tusks stick out?
A: Because their parents can`t afford braces!
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
A: Stinkerbell!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey!
Q: What is black, white and red?
A: A newspaper!
Q: What is the smelliest sport?
A: Ping Pong!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?
A: He wanted to be a wise quacker!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jump rope!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to see what High School was like!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans have left!
Q: What is black and white and white all over?
A: A scared skunk!
Q: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular?
A: It has a lot of dates!
Q: What do pigs put on sore toes?
A: Oinkment!
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A: Put a clothes peg on its nose!
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage!
Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A: A honeycomb!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didnt have the guts!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!
Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A ba na..na..na..na..na!
A: An onion.
Q: What has four legs one head but only one foot?
A: A bed
Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
A: Because of its sandy claws!
Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the skunk how!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you, Mama?"
Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot?
A: A snoozepaper!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn`t want to go to the barbecue!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: "Lunch is on me!"
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!
Q: What do potatoes wear to bed?
A: Their yammies!
Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
A: It was an udder catastrophe!
Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: A tweetment!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the 'pe-u'!
Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
A: A wide receiver!
Q: Why did the man destroy his piano?
A: He was looking for his keys!
Q: What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla?
A: Sir!
Q: Why don't elephants smoke?
A: They can't fit their 'butts' in the ashtray!
Q: Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.
Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!!!
Q: What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a
row and 99 step back?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano?
A: Because he didn`t have any organs!
Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!
Q: How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced?
A: A buck an ear!
Q: What is the difference between broccoli and bogies?
A: Kids don`t like to eat broccoli!
Q: How do you stop a baby alien from crying?
A: You rocket!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why do elephant tusks stick out?
A: Because their parents can`t afford braces!
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
A: Stinkerbell!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey!
Q: What is black, white and red?
A: A newspaper!
Q: What is the smelliest sport?
A: Ping Pong!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!
Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?
A: He wanted to be a wise quacker!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jump rope!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to see what High School was like!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans have left!
Q: What is black and white and white all over?
A: A scared skunk!
Q: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular?
A: It has a lot of dates!
Q: What do pigs put on sore toes?
A: Oinkment!
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A: Put a clothes peg on its nose!
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage!
Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A: A honeycomb!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didnt have the guts!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!
Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A ba na..na..na..na..na!
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the sloth one of natures many mistakes.
The proboscis monkey one of natures many mistakes.
the alpaca one of natures many mistakes.
natures many mistakes!
the blobfish one of natures many mistakes.
shrek fish one of natures many mistakes